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When two people who desire "sexual contact" with each other but for insurmountable reasons cannot have said "sexual contact" (For example: if the object of your lust is married, betrothed, has herpes, or is a sibling). A bed sheet/curtain is hung from the ceiling dividing a couch or bed in to two separate (but equal) halves both facing a television which is playing a [pornographic] movie, preferably DP, DVDA, Gang-bang porn, etc. Both participants Face-time each other from opposite ends of the couch while [masturbating] ferociously and perhaps crying just a little bit. Synonyms- True Romance, [Secret Lovers], Sad Clown Love, Conjugal-ish Visit.
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