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Maury is head of the Theatre Department and of the Honor Council at St. Catherine's School. He is well known for his mad directing and technical skills, uninhibited [conversation], house in France, and messy office. Maury is one of few faculty members at St. Catherine's who actually possess [intelligence] and [common sense]. He affectionately refers to his wife as "La [Princesse]" and is a devoted pirate. Can be found at McVey theatre when his schedule permits, or brooding on the grounds with his Hagrid-like coat and wide-brimmed hat. Favorite earrings include a scull and crossbones and a bicycle chain link. He enjoys crossword puzzles, gourmet coffees and teas, esoteric movies, and his futuristic, computer-like cell phone. One can spot him by his unusual laughter. 
Favorite phrases: "You're fired!" and <Insert nickname of the month here>, which include:
bumblebee
hummingbird
angel of the morning
sunshine
BAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAS!
The Ozzie
The Wankers
Nicola
etc...

Often accompanied by Todd the Child Molester or Bob the Genderless One.

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