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Used [in the same vein] as many other popular, yet freakishly anti-social, yet endearing sex-acts one performs on their signifigant other, (ie: [Dirty Sanchez], Plumsucker, Abe Lincoln, et al,) The VON SCHMOOT is so increadibly atavistic and vile, that its meaning defies definition. Instead, is is used as a catch-all phrase to describe the most perverted and rotten act that your [girlfriend] will permit you to perform on her (willing or otherwise),yet still make you breakfast the next morning.
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