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A tripod is a midget with 3 legs, 2 legs and one penis, all about ten inches to one foot long. A tripod is rare, a tripod over 2 foot something is [impossible], nobody has a 32, 34, 36 inch penis so if a guy over 5 feet tall tells you he's a tripod he's lying. It's [impossible] because the longest recorded [human penis] was 27 inches and three quarters and the man with the record was an 8 foot 2 man from Siberia.
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