Clinton Road Mug
Clinton Road is a 10-mile stretch of lonliness in west milford, New Jersey that is completely isolated from sane civilization. It's a poorly paved road surrounded by woods that I'd rather kill myself than enter. There's only like one car coming by every hour or two. People who've been down there claim to have seen witches, the KKK, and various ghosts. Park Rangers are supposed to be stationed there to keep people from wandering into the woods, but nobody ever accepts the job (rightfully so). There's an abandoned ironworks facility somewhere in the woods that is apparently now being used as a worship place for satanic cults, a bridge haunted by a ghost boy who drowned in the water near it, and a burned down mansion that is occupied by witches. Some even report that there's crazed cannibals deep in the woods, too. Aside from the supernatural dangers and the looneys that inhabit the road, it's also very easy to crash your car because of the countless perilous curves that you have to take to get out of this shithole. During the daytime it's ok, but the dead silence and feeling that you're being watched (which you most likely are) will make you want to tear your hair out. Come nighttime and you're doomed. It's pitch black. Anything could happen to you at nighttime. Bottom line, don't ever fuck with Clinton Road. If you want to do something there that a white person would do in a horror movie, chances are it'll get you kidnapped by witches and tossed into a bonfire
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My 4th cup purchase just love them
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The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
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They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
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Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
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This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.