Call of Duty Mug
The ultimate attractor of underaged 11 year olds. An epic campaign journey through Amurica where you kill the bad guy, and the developers throw in random story parts to make it seem like you are not ONLY killing the bad guy, even though you still are. The final "boss" is always about to kill you every time, but some miraculous detail saves you, such as: Slippy concrete, your friends ability to headlock, the bad guy being distracted by your friend who was just head locking him, your friend being nice enough to kill himself to help you kill the bad guy, the combination of the latter and water, your friend AGAIN, or your ability to miraculously catch 44. Magnum bulletsbeing thrown at you, and a convenient to the story mechanical arm. After you finish the same ending for the 14th time, dive into competitive multiplayer, where the 11 year olds have made their evil nests. Create your own load out for the next mission with cool weapons, gadgets, and perks. Meet the youtubers who devote their lives to this game, and can casually get the game ending 25 kill chain that makes you want to destroy your console, like lots of people do. (Seriously, go look up "Kid smashes Xbox on call of duty"). Then play the survival mode of the game, with either ZOMBIES, ALIENS, OR MORE ZOMBIES. Have fun. LAG CHANGES EVERYTHING.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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