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Also known as akimbo or dual-fisting. The act of firing two guns at once, one in each hand. A ridiculous, idiotic, and downright fucktarded practice popularized in John Woo movies and unrealistic video games like Call of Duty. It is probably descended from the few gunhands in the old West who used two pistols. But instead of firing both at once, they would either do a Border Switch (draw two guns, empty the first one before firing the second), or a New York Reload (draw your backup piece when your weapon runs dry rather than reloading). This is because it is impossible for a human being to look through two sets of sights at once. Therefore if you fire two guns at once, at least one of them won't be aimed at all, causing you to waste all of the ammo in that gun hitting nothing that you actually wanted to. Or you could just do it the Hollywood way and not even try to use your sights, meaning you'll just spray & pray with both weapons, waste all of your ammo, and hit everything except your target. Also, using two SMGs or automatic rifles instead of pistols doesn't make this stupidity more effective, it just makes you waste more ammo, look more retarded, and still not hit jack shit.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Loved it!

Jeanne H. Jul 30
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My 4th cup purchase just love them

Tina T. Jul 29
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He loved the mug!

Hillary H. Jul 29
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The cup is very nicely designed

Maya M. Jul 29

Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.

Jacob D. Jul 28
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Great mug. Super customer service!

Matt N. Jul 28
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Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.

KENNETH B. Jul 27
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If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad

June N. Jul 27

They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.

Qing H. Jul 27
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The definition really makes it

Kelsey P. Jul 26
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Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!

David C. Jul 25
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THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!

Madison S. Jul 25

Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.

Lindsay G. Jul 25
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Just wonderful thanks

Jerry D. Jul 24
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I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.

Jill D. Jul 24
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I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc

Uraraka Jul 23

Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple

Grace Jul 22

This mug is perfect! High quality product

Allison V. Jul 21
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My Aiden mug is awesome

Aiden I. Jul 21
Review by Todd E.

This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.

Todd E. Jul 21
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