Pretzels
The white crystal powdery like substance that is the research chemical called MDPV, can also be referred to as "pretzels." The coke-like euphoric feel all derives from the chemical similarity it has with illegal bath salts. Pretzels have a very salty background, but yet still remains popular in the streets of America. Often ingested in very small "bullet" amounts through the nose by snorting/bumping (aka eating) the pretzels. If taken, sleep is often ruled out due to extreme insomnia, which usually causes a binge mentality by going several days without sleep and constant use. Users side effects will mostly consist of insomnia, dry mouth, tongue soreness, heart rate increase, appetite loss, weight loss, sweating, hallucinations, chapped lips/nose, hyper, EXTREMELY talkative, and in some cases, even extreme paranoia. If not responsible, this research chemical can become highly addictive due to the constant re-dosage every 15-30 minutes of small lines in order to maintain the "up" if binging, which happens quite often. Even with all those side effects mentioned, the comedown is actually not all that bad. Sleep is all that is required in order to sober/stop wanting more. So don't fiend for more, just make sure you get rest. Pretzels are great to eat with friends, but can be done alone as well. Just eat responsibly people, don't let Auntie Ann control you, cause she can be a bitch sometimes.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
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