Alora Mug
Characterized by its long ears, bobbed tail, excessive bodily fluids (i.e. saliva), sometimes gooey skin and fur, characteristic 'nom nom' sound made when eating, unique perversions, chic'he fashion sense, groans, moan, squeals, squeaks, guttural bellows, crude language, laser-like urinary habits, flatulence, infatuation with genitalia (in particular, male) and mostly, adourableness. This creature is often seen rummaging through cupboards in search of peanut butter an' honey. While searching, it makes a distinct cry, sounding like a shriek followed by mumblings, as it reads, by habit, the ingredients found in whatever it lays its paws upon, usually then followed by ravenous, disgruntled nomming. Another trait of the Alora is its peculiar method of eating. While perched, rather than sitting, on anything higher than ground level, it tears its food into small, easily edible bits, so as not to dull its sharp fangs. These sharp fangs are used in the hunting of small woodland creatures, more often than not, the fox in particular. The word 'hunt' is used more in the meaning of 'sport' rather than 'survival. Often the Alora can be seen laying bait of Pineapple, Orange Juice and the characteristic misleading lure of the 'wiggling tail dance'.
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Customer Reviews
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple
This mug is perfect! High quality product
My Aiden mug is awesome
This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.
One word Respect ✊