Astro Empires
Astro Empires is a highly addictive Space Strategy Game in real-time. Play in a Huge Universe with Thousands of Players. Build bases, spaceships, research new technologies, form alliances, fight epic Battles, and much more! Above text was directly lifted from the game itself. While being an extremely time-consuming the game, it uses false advertisement to lure new players to start playing it. The "much more" part is basically referring to the Forums where the Astro Empire players make their voices heard. However the mods (while not nearly as bad as mods from other online games) are very biased. Commonly abbreviated A.E, Astro Empires is an online space mmo strategy game. But like with many other online games, gangbanging is a prevalent feature coursing through the everyday makings in the game. At the time there is currently 5 servers in the game. Alpha, Beta, Ceti, Delta and Epsilon. Alpha is generally ruled with an ironfist by some French RPG fanatics. One of the most notorious of them being the "trap" Qµeen Kri§tinne. Beta being the birthplace of "the Bloodpacts" later saw Goons from Something awful invade the game for lulz. The Bloodpacts was destroyed, but bad blood isn't so easy to clean and the popsuckers have made a comback in the form of RAGE. Ceti started out as a wildwest but lately has devolved into popsucking part 2 The SU strikes back. The SU is lead by Heiho a guild that uses an bunch of smaller guilds as meatshields and easy access to jumpgates. Meanwhile they hole up in their own galaxies with their Mostly Hungarian lovers SSJ. The players in Heiho and SSJ are mainly those that exist in RAGE. So same block of popsuckers on two servers trying to farm everyone. Delta is a server where most guilds are galaxybased and everyone is simming. Nobody cares about Delta though so it doesn't matter. Epsilon is the newest server and might become fun if guilds make sure to not form super alliances on it.
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