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'Freebased' cocaine. What is popularly known as 'cocaine' is actually the chemical compound 'Cociane Hydrochloride'. This substance is nuetral, the 'Cocaine' part being a base and the 'Hydrochloride (Hydrochloric Acid)' being an acid. It is impossible to smoke Cocaine Hydrochloride because upon being heated, it simply decomposes. So, some brilliant dopehead realized that the way to make it possible to smoke Cocaine is to 'free the base'. To do this, you mix 1 part cocaine and 1 part baking soda (carbonate of soda) with water. The hydrochloric acid detaches from the cocaine in order to react with the baking soda, producing water vapor and salt. Wait for the water to evaporate, and you have a 'rock' or crack, usually white, yellow, or pea-colored. You will wind up with slightly more crack than you had cocaine. Street-crack is usually adultered and contains many chemicals in it besides freebased cocaine. To at least partially remove these chemicals, set your rock on a hard surface, heat with a lighter until melted, and then scrape off your slightly more pure crack with a razor blade when it dries. Crack is much more addictive than cocaine, because it absorbed faster. The lungs have a much larger surface area than the mucas membrane of your nose, so immediately after taking a hit of crack, you'll get the high. It's gone almost as fast, leaving all the dopamine in your nerve synopses screaming "MORE CRACK!" You will then smoke more crack. Unless you are a millionaire, you will probably run out of crack before you die of chronically high blood-plasma levels, so you will most likely start off by selling all your clothes and your house, before resorting to crime and prostitution in order to get a fix. Have fun, kids.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.

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I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.

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Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it

First* L. Apr 18

Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!

Michael H. Apr 18
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this mug summs up my entire life

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Pammila G. Apr 17

Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^

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C W. Apr 15

very good for lean 😾😾💪

aura Apr 14

Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc

Nigel P. Apr 14

As usual very quick professional seller.

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ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT

Mother C. Apr 12

I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool

Maged H. Apr 12

I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue

Kyle H. Apr 12
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I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right

Weiner B. Apr 10

Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣

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I would eat this mug, no hesitation

AssAndBalls P. Apr 7

Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah

I love it when my definition gets merch Apr 7

So dope.

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Its insane

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