Apple Mug
Apple? Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of idiot do you have to be to search for something as basic and boring as an apple? "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"? More like "an apple a day keeps the excitement away". Apples are the ultimate symbol of mediocrity and conformity, the kind of thing that people eat when they're too lazy or too cheap to try something new. And don't even get me started on the "health benefits" of apples. Sure, they might have some vitamins and fiber or whatever, but they're also loaded with sugar and carbs, which will rot your teeth and make you fat. Plus, have you ever heard of cyanide? Yeah, that's right, apples contain a toxic chemical that can kill you if you eat too many of them. So much for keeping the doctor away, huh? But hey, if you're really into apples, then go ahead and eat them. Just don't expect me to be impressed. There are so many other exciting and delicious fruits out there - mangoes, pineapples, passion fruit, you name it. But no, you just had to search for fucking apples. Congratulations, you're officially the most boring person on the planet.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple
This mug is perfect! High quality product
My Aiden mug is awesome
This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.
One word Respect ✊
I want to buy all the random word mugs in the world from you all 🙏🏻
Perfect way to start my day!
Ok it’s a mug drink from it act edgy with it who cares
This was a gift for my wife. She loves it.
The custom word and design came out perfectly, and my girlfriend absolutely adored the mug; I'll absolutely consider more custom-printed cups for birthdays and other occasions in the future.
Purchased this custom mug for my teenager, and they love it! The first comment was that the coffee stayed hot longer. Solid mug and the custom text isn't wearing ff after so many uses. Will definitely buy again.
The mug looks great and hasn't faded after multiple runs through the dishwasher. It microwaves well, and the text is sufficiently unruly.
I had been looking for the translation from a Tik Tok video and found it on Urban Dictionary. I was surprised to find a coffee mug available so I ordered one. My order was processed very quickly. My mug arrived promptly and in perfect condition. Many Thanks