Sex story
Me and my best friend were watching TV when a sex scene came on. I was already horny and she was too..She crawled over to me and slipped off my sweatpants along with my underwear. I moaned a little bit in response. "I wanna hear you moan my name louder," she said. She shoved two fingers inside of me and started off slow. I moaned louder. "HARDER FASTER MMMMM," I said. She got faster and harder and I was close to cumming. "I-im about to cum.." I said. "No hold it in love," She got even faster making my pussy tighten. "PLEASE GO FASTER NNGHH!!" she got slower in response. She took her fingers out of me and ripped my bra off me and started to suck on my tits. I moaned loudly. She went back down to my pussy and started to eat me out. "Nghhh," I said. She aggressively put her fingers inside of me and started to pound in and out. "AAAHHHHJ HARDER OMG ," I said. She got slower. "Say my name darling," she said. "M-MOMMY PLEASE GO FASTER," I said. She got faster and harder making my moans fill my room. She finally let me cum and sucked it till every last drop.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
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My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
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