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he will give you all the attention you want but in a very sexual way. he is extremely jealous and he wont let any guy go anywhere near you in any way, but when it comes to him, he can do anything he wants. first meeting him felt amazing, you ignored every single red flag . you guys would facetime every day to the point where he was the source of your happiness. but to him, you where just something for when he was bored or horny. he will beg you over and over to do sexual things until you give in. he will gaslight the absolute shit out of you and make YOU FEEL BAD FOR SOMETHING HE DID and say some shit like " no, I'm actually mad you think i am that type of person". he will make you feel like shit for knowing anything that he didn't want you to know. when he realizes begging for sex wont work anymore, he leaves. he will absolutely shatter your fucking soul and just forget all about you and go on with his life , and will never think about you again. oh you will think of him everyday, little things will remind you of him, you'll cry a bunch of time and wonder what you did wrong. then you realize how bad his intentions where, how disgusting he was for touching you. but from this day and on, you will never forget the despicable hands that touched every part of your body, but most of all you'll never forget the way he looked at you. now that he's gone you don't know how to feel, you don't know if you hate him, or if you still love him. and its fucking killing you.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.

Anomymous A. Jul 31

Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!

Kathy M. Jul 31
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Review by Chris F.

Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.

Chris F. Jul 31
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Loved it!

Jeanne H. Jul 30
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My 4th cup purchase just love them

Tina T. Jul 29
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He loved the mug!

Hillary H. Jul 29
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The cup is very nicely designed

Maya M. Jul 29

Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.

Jacob D. Jul 28
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Great mug. Super customer service!

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Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.

KENNETH B. Jul 27
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If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad

June N. Jul 27

They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.

Qing H. Jul 27
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The definition really makes it

Kelsey P. Jul 26
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Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!

David C. Jul 25
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THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!

Madison S. Jul 25

Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.

Lindsay G. Jul 25
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Just wonderful thanks

Jerry D. Jul 24
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I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.

Jill D. Jul 24
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I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc

Uraraka Jul 23

Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple

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