Manchester United Top Red Mug
a Manchester United top red is a Manchester United ‘fan’ who is deluded beyond saving, and will accept failure as long as ‘dna’ ‘passion’ & ‘playing for the badge’ is shown. A Top Red will vehemently deny they are a nonce even though they can name the full u14’s squad. A Top Red will accept failure, as long as they are proven right. They will praise average players, such as Scott Mctominay, and defend them; due to them having qualities such as ‘passion’ & ‘dna’ A Top Red cannot stand foreign players, their dream lineup would consist of 11 born and bred mancs. Similar to hating foreign players, Top Reds hate foreign fans. If you don’t live five minutes away from old Trafford, you are a ‘plastic.’ Examples of Top Reds are abundant on Twitter, many will be under Stephen howson’s page, trying to give him a reach around. A Top Red still hasn’t got over the sacking of Ole Gunnar ‘goblin’ Solskjaer, they believe he deserved more time, even though he bottled multiple finals, bought no silverware to the club and set the club back decades. Most Top Reds will have a SAF profile picture, or a Wayne Rooney Profile picture on Twitter, if you get into a debate with an account with either of these pictures, it’s best to move on. You won’t get through to them. A Top Red’s favourite Player will always consist of any listed below. - Dean Henderson - Luke Shaw - Harry Maguire - Marcus Rashford - Scott Mctominay - Any Player with a British passport - Any academy player
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Customer Reviews
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
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They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
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This mug is perfect! High quality product
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This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.
One word Respect ✊
I want to buy all the random word mugs in the world from you all 🙏🏻
Perfect way to start my day!
Ok it’s a mug drink from it act edgy with it who cares