School
A jail for teenagers for simply existing. You wake up at 6am in the morning to get in a big yellow locker room that actually smells worse than the locker rooms to go to a rectangular shaped building with too much security. You may think this is a jail, but im serious this is a school. We then go from classroom to classroom with short four-minute breaks to get there on time, meaning there is no time to do anything. If youre late, youre marked absent. We get useless, irrelevant content, yet we dont know what tax is or how to pay it! Then, we get TESTED on this and if we fail because we dont understand, we get yelled at by our parents and everything we own gets taken away. This totally defeats the purpose of learning in the first place, and causes a burden of stress upon students. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with people who probabally cant even solve a Google Captcha, and the only thing they talk about is sex. The only time they talk to you is to make you feel miserable. And when we get home, we have to do homework. If you already taught us what we need to know in school, why give us more work?? The teachers and staff ignore you, even if you are being bullied or need help, because they are there for the money. You dont need to know math or science unless youre becoming a mathmatitian or a scientist. Parents, I challenge you--did your job employer ask you to solve a math problem before you got hired? TLDR-- A jail for teenagers for existing, the main causer of stress.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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