Alpaca Mug
Alpacas are the savior summoned from the supernovas in the andromeda galaxy. That where brought to us to save us from the evil llamas and their fortnite kids. First they took over Saturn to breed so they can out number the llamas. But here on earth they have been seen as a joke and acted dumb to spy on the llamas. When people annoy them too much they have to use 0,0001% of their power to spit on them. And when humans inevitably destroy themselves trying to juggle three atomic bombs the war will begin. It will be long lasting but it will settle year 69420 when the most powerful alpaca of them all, the alpacorn (an alpaca with a horn from a unicorn) will strike for the last time and the alpacas will rise victorious standing on the corpses of the llamas. Then they will rebuild society way better than we could ever imagine. After centuries of ruling they would have concord the whole universe we live in and will begin ascending to to higher dimensions and states of existence. When they are done ascending they would have reach complete control over time and space. They would dethrone god I and take his place and rule over all the universes for eternity.
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Customer Reviews
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
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They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple