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The Absolute worst place you can be forced to live or work at. Sausage feast followed with alcoholism, depression, high suicide rates and the shittiest chow hall known to man. The only girls on the base are pretty much dudes with vaginas and after about a month there you'll fuck anything with a hole on it. Base gets new people all the time who think they're "deployed" when really they're just cheating on their significant other with a nasty ass local who probably has the clap. They also end up buying out all the alcohol because they don't do shit besides bitch and moan about their 6 months stuck in the devil's armpit. They fill up the gym and ruin it even more for the borderline suicidal fucks who are already stuck there for 2 or 3 years because they want to work out but order a fucking pizza every night and make the delivery times on base go from fast to slower than a fucking snail because they all order the same shit. It's also the only base on the island to not have a taco bell and we got stuck with a shitty popeyes, an overpriced pizza hut, and soggy ass subway and an above par burger king that doesn't fucking deliver. So if you're in the Marines or Navy and you get orders to this fucking base I highly recommend fighting to get orders to another place or jump off a balcony and land head first because if you don't do it now you'll eventually do it later down the road at Camp Schwab

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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Review by Andrew L.

This mug was a Father’s Day gift for my dad, and let me tell you, it is the greatest mug ever produced by humankind. Not only does it have a simple, minimalist design on it with my father’s name, but also the witty definition on the back that perfectly describes him. While he only uses the mug to hold his pens, I’m sure it would act perfectly fine with any sort of beverage in it as well. Urban Dictionary, let my just tell you that you have sent me the finest piece of art I could have possibly asked to hand over to my dad. Thank you, and I’m sure I’ll be purchasing another one of these fine crafted mugs some time soon. To whoever is reading this, have a nice day, and enjoy your summer.

Andrew L. Jul 15
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I bought this for my daughter and she absolutely loves it!

Colleen K. Jul 15
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exactly what wanted, holds hot coffee excellent, am 'Hutty'!! that's funny

william b. Jul 14
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Used it for a family inside joke, very funny

Victor P. Jul 14
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Great mug! Customizing was great!

Customer Jul 14
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why i want this mug i want this mug because I LOVE JUDE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

emmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Jul 13

Great as a little joke gift! But a little on the pricey side for a coffee mug. If I didn’t love the person as much as I do, I would probably never spend that amount on a normal coffee cup.

Brittany O. Jul 11
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It is perfect. I purchased the mug aa a gift and the recipient loved it!

Timothy V. Jul 10
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It’s so good and can hold my coffee all day long !

Enaaijah W. Jul 7

My favorite mug ever

Nia N. Jul 5

Small cup printing is well done.

Kenneth B. Jul 5
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It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.

Diane Z. Jul 5
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lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug

zerin -. Jul 5

The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.

Philip K. Jul 4
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Review by Brennan B.

Brenanaz (love it!)

Brennan B. Jul 3
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Review by Matthew A.

I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world

Matthew A. Jul 3
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I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall

Stan C. Jul 2

Love it! No issues at any part in the process

Samuel K. Jul 2
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A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan

Stanley C. Jul 2
Review by Charles B.

Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!

Charles B. Jun 30
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