Luke Mug
Luke is a stupid idiot. He will correct almost every speeling mistake you make, he will over react to minor things, he can be selfish and arogant, he will never admit that he is wrong, he will say things that are very hurtful when his emotions are high, he tends to push away people once they get close to him, and he will stupidly ruin his relationships with thoes people. All of this and more shows how bad a Lukes can be. You might be thinking to your self “why would anyone want to deal with that” and the truth is not many people do but here are some reasons why one might. Once close to a Luke he will do anything in his power to make you happy whether that be: trinkets or texts. Luke’s are also one of the most loyal mammals out there, and although Luke’s are generally pretty camera shy and unphotogenic they will take as many photos possible of loved ones. Other sweet deals that come with Luke are professional knuckle cracker, shoulder masseuse extrordanair, science lab partner, wii play partner, beer pong opponent, ear nibbler expert, chauffeur, alcohol obtainer, and holds the world record for most raspberries caught in the mouth,They even come in big and little spoon! So as you can see Luke’s are to say the least very unique. They will push people away in defence of opening up, and even tho it is not an excuse, it is because its there biggest fear. So in the end you have to decide is a Luke the right option for you?
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Customer Reviews
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple
This mug is perfect! High quality product
My Aiden mug is awesome
This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.
One word Respect ✊