Twentynine Palms
After shooting ended the entire cast of “Hill With Eyes” relocated to a sink in the desert now known as Twentynine Palms”. When they first arrived there were indeed exactly 29 palms lining the trickle of water coming from the Oasis of Mara. Through the years these radioactive people were joined by outcast spouses from a U.S. Marine training base that was located nearby. Many of these wives were Vietnamese - all of whom became barbers or nail polishers. The other cast-off wives were all Thai, and they all opened massage shops and restaurants. Blowjobs for a fee were rumored to be prevalent. Now the future looks dim. Fewer punters are passing through, and some sharp cookies discovered the big acquifer out near Amboy (Cadiz) and began pumping millions of gallons of water, hopefully to sell to overdeveloped Orange County. Unfortunately, these sharp cookies could never get a right-of-way for pipes, and trucking the water made no sense. So the sharp cookies planted and watered endless lime groves in the desert, the springs dried up for miles around, and the bunnies and coyotes dried up and vanished. Now the “Hills Have Eyes” cast has brought about a whole new generation of retrogrades, and they, along with countless massusesand barbers are wandering the desert seeking a new home.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
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