Maria
Maria doesn't get offended, when she laughs is beautiful and u join in, can become very sarcastic. A good listener and gives good advice, she might trust u easily, she might test u and trust very little as she is paranoid and not a fool. A Maria seems closed because she thinks u don't really care, but when you prove u do she is a open book and very understanding, she is loyal. Always wants to try something new and gets bored easily. She is hot and knows it loves reminding people about it too, she has a big ass turning heads all the way she likes wearing sexy clothes she easily steals hearts just by her looks. She has an amazing smile and eyes to get lost in, soft hair and has an amazing style. She has a big heart, likes to play games with people and she be merciless. She is a queen a powerful woman who hates being treated as a child and will do anything to prove people wrong. When she loves u, she gives all her heart for u to be happy but once u hurt her she will break isolating herself from people but will move on, in that moment when she moves on she will never forgive u. When she's mad at someone she gives them the silent treatment. Maria is a party animal, fearless and can become intimidating, she's most likely to do any type of dare. Maria is intelligent and beautiful she is ellegant classy. But at the same time she can be a freak with passion. She doesn't care about money as it can't buy her she looks for love and happiness she likes little things in life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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