Darien
Darien, a town in which every single kid in farfield county wishes they lived in. A town in which every single girl and guy is unbelievably hot. Boys sport vineyard vines and old beat up shoes unlike any other boys. Most of the girls wardrobes will cost more than your life. All darien fathers commute to the city to work on wall street while the mothers stay home playing tennis, sporting lulu lemon, and drinking mimosas. Whilst the mothers are doing such activities, their immigrant "nannies"/slaves are busy picking up children from lax practice, WeeBurn, or 101. The weekends consist of house parties of which last only half an hour until someone calls a tip line. If you ever are to walk upon one of these parties, you are bound to see bagged wine, juuls, and many cans of natty lite (even though they could afford any other type of beer). The second these children turn 16, they're gifted either a Range Rover, or a jeep. Darien may seem like a ghost town for all of the month of august, however, take a quick ferry ride over to Nantucket, and you'll find them sitting on Nobadeer beach tailgating in their soft top jeeps. The kids who are not lucky enough to attend DHS are shipped off to Westminster or Deerfield to do coke and rip O-pens all night. Although Norwalk is basically the ghetto to them, you can still find them crawling around 101. All in all, if you would like to live lavishly with 4 boats, a vacation home, and a Range Rover, find you a darien sugar daddy.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
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