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a shoeie is an individual that loves popular shoe brands like nike and jordans that thinks they are better than everyone because they keep up with sports and love wasting their money on retarded expensive shoes that look like they were designed by a 5 year old with down syndrome. They threaten mlg quickscopers but never actually do anything because deep inside they are pussies.
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