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A country in the northen part of Europe. A place with beautiful people, a lot of socialism and equality. Often used as an allegory for the best place on Earth by young, hopeful Americans who support elderly jewish politicians with socialist ideas. Commonly siding with evil and/or losing factions in any conflict ever, and before the country needed allies, they lost to other, less douchy countries. The country is currently controlled by a drunk midget being manipulated by an old racist housecleaner and her political team of inbreds. The people look very pretty, but are frigid assholes who can only speak in a friendly tone when at least tipsy. The local religion is Pork. Only available to blond, white alcoholics.
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