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1. One of the few remaining species of American Ape left roaming the continent. They frequently exhibit traits similar to the human emotions of Anger, and lust. They thrive entirely on a diet consisting of high protein and bitterness. Never look a bunkey straight in the eyes, just simply curl into the fetal postion and await help. If a bunkey is attempting to fornicate with you, simply hand it a Bass, and it will calm down. Bunkeys are a cross breed between the Polish and German apes of Old Europe, which probably explains their horrible dental structure, and short attemtion span, not to mentionbad posture.
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