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The act of [masturbation] in a semi-aquatic territory. Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath. It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true [cream of the crop]. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia. Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes. There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine [masturbation]. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix. * please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.
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