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Step 1) Grab a well cooked potato Step 2) Drill, or mash a hole in it, the shape and/or circumference of your penis Step 3) Find a women who is willing to do go through with this Step 4) Insert potato into preferred orifice Step 5) When she has to shit, make sure to get it all over that damn potato Step 6) Pull out when your ready, and jam the fucking potato in her mouth Step 7) Make sure to leave a hefty facial, then rub all the shit, and whatever else managed to get into the mix, over her face, then leave to eat the potato Step 8) Make sure to lock the door on your way out
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