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1: Largest economy in the world. 2: Has a retarded President. 3: Home to some of the wealthiest people in the world. 4: New York City actually sucks ass. 5: Has 270 million people. 6: REAL diverse. 7: Has every climate type in the world besides some other cold polar shit that no one cares about. 8: About 50% of the people in the U.S. are overweight or obese. 9: I'm not. 10: The other 50% are hot dirty bastards. 11: Capital is Washington D.C. 12: California is in the US! 13: So are some other 49 states.. 14: Uses Democracy 15: South Park, Colorado 16: And a whole lot of other shit. I live in America and I'm not a redneck, fat, racist, uneducated, and certainly not a Republican. I also smoke marijuana.
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