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Cynthias are naturally beautiful human beings (usually blonde) and possess very sweet personalities, but won't take your shit. They are very athletic and dabble in a variety of sports, such as dirt biking, softball and gymnastics. Unfortunately, their talents cause them to be singled out by their coaches, who are bitchy, worthless, jealous pieces of horse shit. In relationships, Cynthias usually wear the pants (leggings with a thong underneath actually) and have their boyfriends coming back for more, even after the relationship is over. Cynthias always have a lot of food, but hate sharing. As a result, they have to fart a lot, and never fail to announce when they do.
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