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Catma is the opposite of dogma. Dogmas are absolute beliefs that are supposed to be completely true all the time, Catmas are relativistic meta-beliefs. The central Discordian catma is: "All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense." This is true in some sense. What matters, however, is not whether things are true in some sense, but how far fetched that sense is. DISCORDIAN CATMAS Think For Yourself. Convictions Cause Convicts. The Conclusion You Jump To May Be Your Own. The Pun is Mightier then the Sword. Truth: If its not one thing its another. Reality: It all depends on how you look at it. The Enlightened take things Lightly. No Two Equals are the Same. Tis an ill wind that blows no minds. Is the thought of a Unicorn a Real Thought? Curb Your Dogma.
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