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A moped or motor scooter driven by someone who has no other means of transportation because they lost their license for driving drunk and aren't allowed to drive any other motorized vehicle. Extra sadness points are awarded if the scooter is observed being driven by someone over 40, used to transport alcoholic beverages, or parked in front of a bar or liquor store.
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