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A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house. Directions: 1. Open box carefully. 2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy. 3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around. 4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face. 5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
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