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the undisputed greatest player of all time to play in the NBA, and also to ever touch a basketball or any object that has ever had a rounded shape. The lord and saviour of Cleveland, Miami, and the United States of America. He is the Jesus Christ of the modern day era. Instead of feeding us, his followers, bread and fish, he feeds us with jaw-dropping plays and moments of true greatness. He is the main figure of following in almost every state and city in the United States of America (excluding Boston, Chicago, San Antonio, Detroit, Golden State, and Indiana) who disallow the following of our great lord because of their following of Satan, the great demon and their deviation from normality.
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