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A form of "Athletic Conditioning " Which requires two or more dorks constantly touching each others rear end, a pool noodle or other phallic objects may be used during this activity. Commonly practiced in parks and is rumored to founded by an Irish mixed martial artist who claimed to have mystic powers over others, while many have fallen for this fad it is not recommended for safety reasons.
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