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Squat Cobbler aka Hoboken Squat Cobbler A type of fetish where "a man sits in pie, and wiggles around" Videos of pie sitters are used for sexual arousal. A costume is often involved. Variation is a "crybaby squat" accompanied by tears, but not all pie sitter cry. Also known as; Boston Cream Splat Full Moon moon pie Simple Simon the Ass man Dutch Apple Ass First defined on S2Ep2 of Better Call Saul, where Jimmy McGill fabricates it's usage to get a client off.
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