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Joe Grind is the man that rams your girlfriend/wife when you're not her. Nobody ever sees his face--he's just the man--THAT man--that grinds; he's there when they need it, e.g. when she went to Malia or Ayia Napa with her mates, or that time you split up for a few weeks, days or even hours... He makes damn sure he appears, and your girl always seems to find him. You can ask her about him if things are like that, and she'll just say, "aaah, he was just some guy... it meant nothing" etc. Well it meant nothing to Joe Grind too, believe, because Joe Grind is ploughing something else now.
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