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A very creepy tradition perpetrated by adults around children of young ages. The legend goes that the elf [on the shelf] is hidden and watches the children and then reports back to Santa with his findings. In a nutshell, this is Santa's NSA, with less [phone taps]. Although this may seem a jocular activity to keep your offspring in line, it actually is a pervy way to watch over your kids, using the threat of not receiving gifts during [the holiday season]. The adult version of this practice is not-so-subtly named whore in a drawer
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