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the laser light pointer that hi-tech teachers used to use until the bad kids hijacked them to point out your stupid haristyle in assembly. then Snoop Dogg snaked it and taped it onto his 9mm so he can make sure he's shootin' straight despite the high levels of intoxication. UFOs might have red beams too.
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