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When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles himself around. There are variations, such as crybaby squat which involves tears, and costume squat, where the man wears a costume of choice. There can be combinations of both, but not all pie sitters cry. Also known as Hoboken Squat Cobbler Full Moon Moonpie Boston Cream Splat Simple Simon The Ass Man Dutch Apple Ass
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