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When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. A fully clothed man. All by himself. Also known as: Hobo-ken Squat Cobbler, Simple Simon the Ass-man, Dutch Apple Ass, or Full-moon pie. A variation is a Crybaby Squat Cobbler where the pie-sitter also cries.
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