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Damn sexiest man alive. Born in the cold state of Alaska, Nicholas A. Badman wrestled his first moose at the age of three and regularly put flaming poos on Sara Palin's door step from ages of 11-12. Tired of the lack of challenges the last frontier had to offer him, he moved to Oklahoma to take on Tornados, like in the movie Hercules. Afraid that he was becoming too powerful to trust himself, he moved to Ohio to live the simple life. But destiny called on him again, and he could no longer sit on his laurels. The call of the wild demanded that he save the world and if you listen very closely at night you can hear him constructing the cities of the future.
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