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I sleep 19 hours a day with a pillow on my face. My toenails are long. I secrete when I sleep. My hair is not stylish but rather exagerated. I listen to slim shady not eminem. My dad drinks beefeaters. I listen to Billy Joel while I shower on max volume and I masturbate in the shower with shampoo (it stings). I like milk with my spaghetti. I wear the same green flannel every friday night. I know over 500 racist terms. My 'going out' shoes are my dress shoes from 8th grade. I am a smoker but I've never bought a pack of ciggarettes in my life. I cry when the sun goes down. I try to play guitar standing up but with a tight grip.
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