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The natural phenomenon that causes everything to go to shit. Scientists have theorized that the natural rotation of the earth causes minuscule ripples in the chode-time continuum, resulting in widespread chodeular bullshit. These ripples, in turn, cause shifting of the chodetonic plates, exponentially magnifying the chodestorm. The scientific community has reached a consensus that such events as the extinction of dinosaurs, Nickelback's formation, and the Holocaust were caused by the chodeiolous effect. Many philosophers have alluded to this phenomenon in their works: Westley, the Dread Pirate Roberts: "Life is pain, Highness" Whoever the fuck came up with Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong" Batman: "My parents are dead" Everyone is affected, with the notable exceptions of Satan and his offspring.
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