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A very [grotesque] way of waking someone up. To perform the arabian alarm clock you must kneel over another persons face and let thier [testicles] sink into their eye sockets. Then you get you penis erect and begin to beat them over the head with it. Also known as the "T-Bag [Wake Up Call]"
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