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To masturbate in such a way that were your bottom half cropped out and your top half GIF'd, it would look vaguely like you were trying to start a fire. And vaguely like you were masturbating. That's the thing about vagueness. Nobody really knows what's happening. On that island. With that ball. And that man. And that beard. And I miss Helen Hunt. Remember Mad About You? I think she was in that.
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