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A new religion brought to earth to ensure the Survival of the Feces and bring about a New World Odor. The only commandment is to replace (in all languages) the words "God" and "Love" with "Doodoo". The problems of the world are caused by words. Look at the Middle East, Ireland, etc. -- they're all fighting about "God". When they realize they're fighting over "Doodoo", they'll start giggling uncontrollably and drop their AK-47s. Similarly, remember how O.J. "loved" Nicole? People get so bent out of shape about "love". If John told Susie, "Oh how I doodoo thee, let me count the ways," then none of the inevitable consequent agony would arise, and John and Susie would go on to live normal, happy lives. (Note that Doodoo refers to the spiritual, while Peepee refers to the mundane.)
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