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Waste Numbers are numbers that can be assigned to bodily secretions during times when yelling "I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!" may not be appropriate. Teachers also use them in preschool or kindergarten classes. The first 5 are ones all people can do. 6s are performed primarily by males, and 7 & 8 are exclusively female functions. Diarrhea is not assigned a number because it is essentially a form of #2. It can be called "#2 EXTREME!" #1 = Urinate (pee) #2 = Defecate (poop) #3 = Flatulence (fart) #4 = Vomit (barf) #5 = Spit (hock-a-loogie) #6 = ejaculate (cum) #7 = menstruate (period) #8 = vaginal gas expulsion (queef)
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