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the official scale used to measure the amount of douchebagginess, or douchery, a person, place, thing, idea, etc, contains it can be found using the formula: douchitude = (x)(douche) 0 is the lowest, least douchiest 1 is the equivalent of a douche 2 is twice as douchey as a douche etc. it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)
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