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A paradox in applied philosophy analogous to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. Tenet 1 - Advice or information taken from Zeno at face value will always be wrong. Tenet 2- Investigation or contestation of any information taken from Zeno will always show it to be correct. Corollary to Tenet 2- When such a contest is resolved in Zeno's favor (as it always will be) the contesting party will be severely mocked. Therefore, interaction with Zeno will always result in the interacting party coming away wronged or mocked.
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