Skip to main content
0
Search products
Search
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Search products
Search
Chat
Share
Free Shipping
Menu
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Back to urbandictionary.com
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
A paradox in applied philosophy analogous to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. Tenet 1 - Advice or [information] taken from Zeno at face value will always be wrong. Tenet 2- [Investigation] or contestation of any [information] taken from Zeno will always show it to be correct. Corollary to Tenet 2- When such a contest is resolved in Zeno's favor (as it always will be) the contesting party will be severely mocked. Therefore, interaction with Zeno will always result in the interacting party coming away wronged or mocked.
Text fits
Save
Cancel
🤖
Shopping Assistant
Online
Hey! 👋 I'm your shopping assistant. What are you looking for?
Ask about products
AI-generated responses. Verify claims.