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On Ash Wednesday, anal-fuck your partner into oblivion. Just before you let loose your goo, pull out, spin her around, and let it loose in her eyes. Then, wipe your shit-covered dick across her forehead in the sign of the cross. The result is an observant beeyotch, blinded by your religious experience. Bless you my child.
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